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Posted 55 minutes ago
  1. period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  2. period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  3. period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  4. period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  5. period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  6. period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  7. period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  8. period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  9. period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  10. period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  11. period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  12. period: Yell at a puppy.
  13. period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Posted 1 hour ago

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Posted 9 hours ago
iphone420: My mom Zoom

iphone420:

My mom

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(Source: sailormoonscreencaps)

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Posted 13 hours ago

(Source: kanyewesticle)

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Posted 13 hours ago
ghostlys: Ả̵͚̟͕̰̞͙̤̲̳͎̃̇͂̊͆ͤ̑̏̈̀ͨ́̕͢͝F̵̨̗̣͙̳̗̪̤͖̝͓̈̃̃ͬ̃̂́͑̄͗̓ͭͬͫ͢R͛͌̐̒̐̾̐̆̔̚҉̮͙͈̣̜́͘O̢̮̰͓̜̪͚̮̳͙̪͚̠̼̗͓͔̓ͮ̇ͯ̇͗̿ͮ̃̚͠ͅ ̛̳̬̙̥̜͉̔͌̑ͧ̃͒ͩ̐̔̿͛͗̎̎͑̈͢ͅͅĆ̴̾̅̓͆͒̂̊ͣͧ̓ͭͦͧ́́҉̡̼̟̯̲͙̲̫͞I̞̪̮̤̐̽̃͐ͨͧ̓̆̉ͭ͑̉̔̀̕͡R̵͉̣̫̹͈̼͈̣̹̣̞̟̞̓͒ͥͫ͒̈͋̽́̚̚C̶̡̛̤͈̭͓͛̾ͨͨ͗ͤ͢U̢̢̺̺̪̤̻̖͙̩̯ͧͤ͗ͯ͂̓̐̿̔͛́ͪ̀͛̌̍̍̆ͥS̷̢̯̝͕͍̩̼̩̥̪͈̞̝͓̘̱͗̽͌̎ͬ̌̇͐ͫͬ̿ͤ̎̾ͤͮ͛͜͜

ghostlys:

Ả̵͚̟͕̰̞͙̤̲̳͎̃̇͂̊͆ͤ̑̏̈̀ͨ́̕͢͝F̵̨̗̣͙̳̗̪̤͖̝͓̈̃̃ͬ̃̂́͑̄͗̓ͭͬͫ͢R͛͌̐̒̐̾̐̆̔̚҉̮͙͈̣̜́͘O̢̮̰͓̜̪͚̮̳͙̪͚̠̼̗͓͔̓ͮ̇ͯ̇͗̿ͮ̃̚͠ͅ ̛̳̬̙̥̜͉̔͌̑ͧ̃͒ͩ̐̔̿͛͗̎̎͑̈͢ͅͅĆ̴̾̅̓͆͒̂̊ͣͧ̓ͭͦͧ́́҉̡̼̟̯̲͙̲̫͞I̞̪̮̤̐̽̃͐ͨͧ̓̆̉ͭ͑̉̔̀̕͡R̵͉̣̫̹͈̼͈̣̹̣̞̟̞̓͒ͥͫ͒̈͋̽́̚̚C̶̡̛̤͈̭͓͛̾ͨͨ͗ͤ͢U̢̢̺̺̪̤̻̖͙̩̯ͧͤ͗ͯ͂̓̐̿̔͛́ͪ̀͛̌̍̍̆ͥS̷̢̯̝͕͍̩̼̩̥̪͈̞̝͓̘̱͗̽͌̎ͬ̌̇͐ͫͬ̿ͤ̎̾ͤͮ͛͜͜


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Posted 13 hours ago

princekarkat:

i see this and think

“wow! the spotted paint brush does that to a lupe? i’ll bet all the other pets look so cool!”

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Posted 13 hours ago
neyruto: i found him

neyruto:

i found him

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Posted 13 hours ago

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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